Haw Haw Haw

Gideon

Haw Haw Haw

Postby Gideon » Thu Dec 08, 2005 12:14 pm

Here is a Christmas poem that you wont hear in your regular nativity play. I wrote it last Christmas.

Haw Haw Haw

Pull the other leggy,
Mary's gotten preggy.
'Said it was the Lordy.
Hawdy, Hawdy, Hawdy!
Who was the Roman soldier,
Who came along and bowled ya?
So, pull the other leg girl.

The whole truth little sista,
Everyone has kissed ya.
Now you got in trouble,
You're talking on the double.
But who 'you think you're foolin?
Whose leg 'you think you pullin?
Hawdy, Hawdy, Hawdy, girl.

Yeah, have another go Joe.
Send her down the road Joe.
You don't have to choose her.
Lose her, lose her, lose her!
Now you're getting flaky.
Your judgement getting shaky, Joe.

Have a bit of fun boy,
Then send her to her Mum boy.
Good fun while it lasted,
But who wants to raise a bastard?
Hody, Hody, Hody, Joe.

Hey?

Hey, who's this in the Holy?
Turning tables roly-poly?
Whipped the money fellas?
Tossin' out the sellers?
Silencing the yellers?
Tipping up the tellers?
Who is Hawdy, Hawdy now?

Shake in place of sneering;
Dismay instead of jeering.
Whose son? By what authority do?
Not Josephs boy but rather,
The offspring of the Father.
His honour, His glory, His Son;
True.

Christian Gedge

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