How about them Dog Kickers, Ain't they a crumbs?
Kickin' them doggies in they buns.
Kickin' them Afghans, kickin' them mutts,
Kickin' them puppy dogs poor little butts!
Look at them Dog Kickers, Ain't they Cute?
Some use a shower shoe, Some use a boot.
Them dad gum Dog Kickers, Ain't they mean,
Run around kickin ever dog what's seen.
How to be a Dog Kickers? Don't need a ticket;
Find an old dog, haul off and kick it!