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Postby robert adams » Wed Dec 07, 2005 4:23 pm

This only takes a minute and its fun. Please don't be a bore and ruin it.
Send it onto everyone you know including the person that sent it to you.
Sometimes when you have a stressful day or week, you need some silliness to
break up the day. Here is your dose...

Follow the instructions to find your new name. The following in an excerpt
from a children's book, "Captain Underpants and the Perilous Plot of
Professor Poopypants" by Dave Pilkey: The evil Professor forces everyone to
assume new names...

Use the third letter of your first name to determine your new first name:
a = poopsie
b = lumpy
c = buttercup
d = gidget
e = crusty
f = greasy
g = fluffy
h = cheeseball
i = chim-chim
j = stinky
k = flunky
l = boobie
m = pinky
n = zippy
o = goober
p = doofus
q = slimy
r = loopy
s = snotty
t = tootie
u = dorkey
v = squeezit
w = oprah
x = skipper
y = dinky
z = zsa-zsa

Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your
new last name:
a = apple
b = toilet
c = giggle
d = burger
e = girdle
f = barf
g = lizard
h = waffle
i = cootie
j = monkey
k = potty
l = liver
m = banana
n = rhino
o = bubble
p = hamster
q = toad
r = gizzard
s = pizza
t = gerbil
u = chicken
v = pickle
w = chuckle
x = tofu
y = gorilla
z = stinker

Use the fourth letter of your last name to determine the second half of
your new last name:
a = head
b = mouth
c = face
d = nose
e = tush
f = breath
g = pants
h = shorts
i = lips
j = honker
k = butt
l = brain
m = tushie
n = chunks
o = hiney
p = biscuits
q = toes
r = buns
s = fanny
t = sniffer
u = sprinkles
v = kisser
w = squirt
x = humperdinck
y = brains
z = juice

Thus, for example, George W. Bush's new name is Goober Chickenshorts.

Now when you SEND THIS ON.. use your new name as the subject. And remember
that children laugh an average of 146 times a day, adults laugh an average
of 4 times a day. Put more laughter in your life
Write about it, then Get over it!
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